Happy April!!!

Buenos dias mi raza! It's the princess of everything here, spreading true gorgeousness throughout the world from my window. I make everything prettier just like that. Because gorgeousness is my specialty.

Just by spreading around the True Gorgeousness, I changed this ugly guy...

Into this.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Wendy the Unhappy. Three major fictional characters in modern mythology.

Is there such a thing as Stroller Miles with this card? I want to know 'cause I'm developing a need for shoes. Not that I actually need shoes, I just need them. You know? I need shoes like Daddy needs new cell phones.

Gimme an H! Gimme an O! Gimme a T! Gimme another T! Gimme an I! Gimme an E! Gimme everything you can get your hands on! Especially chocolate. Oh, and ham. I like ham. Oreos are good too. Pears will work as long as they're sliced. GREEN OLIVES AND CHEEZITS!!! YUM!

This rare critter is an Ariccavens imbicilus. It's usually found hiding under small cars and in closets. Actually it's in the closet most of the time. Its diet includes mice, insects and candy stolen from babies. Its bite is slightly venomous and can cause nausea, swelling and cravings for old re-runs of Knight Rider. Beware of this creature as it may follow you home and eat every other sock.

This is my Easter dress. I think I like this dress better than any other dress I own, and believe me, I got a lot of dresses! It really brings out the pink in my ears.

Some say "Exfoliation!", some say "Dermabrasion!", I say ... "Spaghetti-asion!"

I say "Don't you know?" You say "You don't know." I say ... "Let me OUT!" (I'm improvising here)

Whatchu lookin' at Sucka?

After all that hard work it's nice to take a nice refreshing bath to restore all my gorgeousness. I would recommend it to anyone who needs a little gorgeousness in their life. Or to anyone who smells like poo.

(Wow. Here's a blog that never got published. It was saved into the draft file but wasn't uploaded. It's a short one and it's kinda old, but a nice glimpse into the past.)

Buenos dias mi entusiastas! I don't know if you have noticed but I recently talked my editors into letting me post videos on my blog. Now you can see my ultimate gorgeousness as it has always meant to be, in the movies! Now you all can say, "I saw her first movies!" to all of your friends as you are watching me on TV as I accept the Oscar for Most Gorgeous Actress Ever.

Music by Modest Mouse. Sucka.

I'm actually practicing my walk for when they call me up on stage...

Having fun being One!

So, I'm back. I have had to hire a new typist, Daddy has been busy working or something. I know that all my fans are pounding on the door for me to write a new post, now that I'm one and all. I have been busy, lots of work to do. (I'm so glad that play time is work to a kid my age)

Mom and Dad better not catch us, that's their good wine and Rufus has already been banned from anything with wires.


Now. that I am one, Mommy thinks that I need to learn how to be a big kid, She's been taking me to all sorts of places and teaching me about new things.

Mommy, fish are slimey and wet, I don't think that I like them.

She is always making me go play-fun-play.

Doesn't she realize that I have work to do.

I need a snack break and to say, "Hi" to my fans.

My favorite words are,"hi" or "bye" depending on if we are coming or going.

So, a few days ago it was St.Patrick's day, next weekend is Easter and it's spring.

We have some partying to do.

So this why you "play in the dirt."

These smell yummy.

I really like to pick the flowers, Mommy do you want the purple one?

Come on guys, I am ready to play! Lets Go!!!

This is fun!

Mommy, I'm not ready to do this by myself .

I love the swing!!!

Uncle Jerry wants me to go down, I think I like the veiw from the top

You better catch me mommy,

I'm not too sure about thisI think I want to do it again, and again

This is getting complicated! So you mean that you have to put the green ones together and listen at the same time?

I think that I'm better at just being cute. Here are some of my tips

Get lots of exercise

share your food with your brother, helps cut calories

I have a new beauty tip for all my fans

-go completely all natural for your skin and haircare

It's peanut butter!!!

I told you that I would look beautiful!!

It's tough being so gorgeous!

A Day In The Life...

Arr...matey! Here be another chapter in the quest for treasure! Set the mainsails and hoist the jib me hearties! There be fishy crackers on the horizon! Avast! I've got a load of plunder...down under! I mean...I need to be changed please.

Mom! Those pajamas are dry clean only!

One of the things I've learned about cooking. When Great-Grandma Schoenheit is baking, remember the stop, drop, and roll technique.

Oh yeah! Dancin' queen! Shake it to the left...

Shake it to the right!

Shake it to the left again!

Oreo's and Strawberry wafer cookies? Oh, they are gonna be sorry they gave me this much sugar tonight!

...and she's cli-i-imbing the sta-airway...to Papa-t's off-ice.

Here we have an excellent example of Homo frozmibutoff. This rare creature is seldom found outside of its native habitat of the snow covered steppes of Koldazell. They subsist on a diet of green olives and Cheese-its.

Four generations of the Tompkins clan. Papa-T, Mommy, Me and Ice-T.