Hey everybody! July is here! The month summer really kicks in with beer parties, naked pool parties, goose parties! It's all here! Check it out!

Umm, Eva I don't think the cooks are supposed to be in the soup...

The way too happy Princess on her Throne.

The castle.

OoooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!! OOOOooooo!!!! Juuuuuuice!!!

This is a "doh" moment right here. Cool picture though.

Here we are at the 2008 Brewer's Festival. Good times...oh yeah.

Brewfest! WOOOOO!!!

This is my best Grandpa Stimac impersonation. Uncanny isn't it?

Mmm...poultry.

Ma-MAW

I told mom and dad I needed a new ride. I said, "I don't care what you get me as long as its really fast, really expensive and really red." One out of three ain't bad.

This is me during my Prince and the Revolution craze. "Purple Rain! Pu-urple raaain!"

The newest model of "Baby Alive".

YOU can think outside the box all you want. I like it here!

June

How's it going my people? This blog entry is about my camping trip. Mom and Dad, Scoopy, Bailey and I all went to Detroit Lake State Park and camped out. The next day we met up with Dad's friends Sarah and Aaron and Mom's Uncle Bill and Cousin Mike. We hiked into the Opal Creek Wilderness and checked out some really cool stuff. After that we camped again at Detroit and the next day we drove to Bagby Hot Springs and I had a very natural splish splash. All in all it was a great weekend and we're planning more for later in the summer!

These are just some of my fans. That's Abby in the blue shirt behind me. Rio is the dude in front that looks like he fell on his butt. Those two were so much fun. They took me on the slides and stuff. I have a knack for making friends.

The most beautiful scenery ever. Of course Mom and the river in the background aren't bad either.

Ridin' in style!

Like my tattoo? It's daddy's phone number in case I get lost.

The crystal blue waters of the Little North Santiam River. This is what water is supposed to look like.

The Waterfall of the Children.

Sarah and Aaron.

Oregonians in their native habitat.

Absolutely...

Beautiful.

I wish this was juice.

It's extremely tiring co-piloting.

Opal Pool. Preeeety!

Uncle Bill and Cousin Mike.

The camera is over here dummies.

We were up on a hill looking for pieces of iron pyrite with Uncle Bill. I told Aaron he dropped his pocket. He looked for it for about ten minutes! That was fun.

The Opal Creek Express. All ABOARD!

Jawbone Flats. The home of the Opal Creek interpretive center. Also, the home of outrageously high cabin rental prices.

My peeps.

Here's the front door.

Sarah's new eco-friendly home.

Sarah saw this litter and was gonna make Aaron pack it out but Mom told her that it was bio-degradable so she left it. Aaron owes Mom big time.

Boy, are my dogs tired! My feet are tired too! Okay people, until next time! Caio!

Missed May, here's June!

JUICE.

I fell off the curb into the street. Ow. Lesson learned: Faceplants are only fun on the bed.

Biker Baby!

Mom and I.

This is a reenactment of when I fell off the curb. It sucked big time. But Daddy gave me a bath right away and splish-splash makes everything better.

This is my friend Eli. He lives down on the corner. He's quite the gentleman. He took my hand and we strolled down the sidewalk. That's his brother Ben in the stroller behind us.

Acrobatics

Happy April!!!

Buenos dias mi raza! It's the princess of everything here, spreading true gorgeousness throughout the world from my window. I make everything prettier just like that. Because gorgeousness is my specialty.

Just by spreading around the True Gorgeousness, I changed this ugly guy...

Into this.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Wendy the Unhappy. Three major fictional characters in modern mythology.

Is there such a thing as Stroller Miles with this card? I want to know 'cause I'm developing a need for shoes. Not that I actually need shoes, I just need them. You know? I need shoes like Daddy needs new cell phones.

Gimme an H! Gimme an O! Gimme a T! Gimme another T! Gimme an I! Gimme an E! Gimme everything you can get your hands on! Especially chocolate. Oh, and ham. I like ham. Oreos are good too. Pears will work as long as they're sliced. GREEN OLIVES AND CHEEZITS!!! YUM!

This rare critter is an Ariccavens imbicilus. It's usually found hiding under small cars and in closets. Actually it's in the closet most of the time. Its diet includes mice, insects and candy stolen from babies. Its bite is slightly venomous and can cause nausea, swelling and cravings for old re-runs of Knight Rider. Beware of this creature as it may follow you home and eat every other sock.

This is my Easter dress. I think I like this dress better than any other dress I own, and believe me, I got a lot of dresses! It really brings out the pink in my ears.

Some say "Exfoliation!", some say "Dermabrasion!", I say ... "Spaghetti-asion!"

I say "Don't you know?" You say "You don't know." I say ... "Let me OUT!" (I'm improvising here)

Whatchu lookin' at Sucka?

After all that hard work it's nice to take a nice refreshing bath to restore all my gorgeousness. I would recommend it to anyone who needs a little gorgeousness in their life. Or to anyone who smells like poo.