My photo shoot.

Hey there everybody! Here I am updating the blog. This photo is for all you non-believers. Here's the proof that I, and only I am responsible for this blog. You may notice my dad in the picture, but he's only there to provide a lap to sit on. Anyway, enjoy the beginnings of my modelling career. After I hit it big, you can all say, "I knew her way back when." And then you can smile with a tear in your eye. Yes, that will do nicely.

Claudia Schiffer ain't got nothin' on me.

See what I mean? Guess Jeans, feel free to call me in as her replacement.

The chair is pure wicker. The shirt is pure cotton. The baby is pure gorgeousness!

Let me lay it out for you. You will love me...or else I will break you. Just kidding! I'll cry instead.

That's right. Love me.

I'm too sexy for my diaper, too sexy for my diaper, so sexy...somethin', somethin'! Oh My Goodness!!! This wasn't supposed to be taken! That's it! I'm firing my agent!

I'm hoping to be a toe model someday.

In the beginning there was Eva!

Ladies and Gentlemen! Step right up and observe for your entertainment, ME! This is a brief history of my first few moments and the days that follow, including some people that have made this show a hit so far. The critics are going wild!

Oh CRAP!!! It's a BABY!!!!

Here are my Grandma and Grandpa Stimac. Grandpa Stimac likes funny faces, I'm humoring him.

This is Uncle Nate wearing a normal shirt. They usually have something written on them that no one understands.

This is the first time Uncle Jerry held me. If you look carefully, you might notice me wrapping him around my little finger.

Uncle Lee and Aunt Josie.

This is my gay great-aunt Lynny-Pinny. She's not really gay, just very, very happy.

This is Aunty Al and my brother McDoo. Can you tell which is which?

This is my brother Bob. He thinks babies taste good. He eats cat turds. I hope I don't taste like cat turds. That would be bad.

This is my Aunty Julia. She is Daddy's sister. She lives far away from me. She's not too bright is she? Actually she's very smart. And she likes to shop! See my closet?

Zonked.

This is Aunty Amy. We call her Ace.

It's what her dad called her as a little girl and I guess it stuck. My dad calls me Monkey. Oh no...

I was only about a month old when this picture was taken, but the gorgeousness had already set in.

Dad thought it would be cute to stick these bows on my head. They stuck to my head like paparazzi to Britney Spears.

Another day, another diaper...

Hi y'all! Here's another chapter in the continuing saga of my wonderful life. I know you can't wait to see more pictures, so here they are! By the way, if you're wondering why my eyebrows are orange, I heard somewhere that squash is wonderful for the complexion.

I would like to introduce a new word into your vocabulary, gorgeousness. If you look it up in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue here I come!

There are some hills in the background. Big deal, the foreground is Gorgeousness!

Spoon Man! Come together with your hands!

HEY EVERYBODY!!!! Here's some more pics for my fans.

Barney the Purple Dinosaur can kiss my...you know.

Busted!!! For being too cute of course.

Check out the booties. Pretty cool, huh? Don't worry, they're not real dinosaur heads. No animals were harmed in the making of this blog.

This is Uncle Jerry. He loves me a lot. I promise he does.

This is Papa T. Papa T is Mommy's Dad. Papa T is also Uncle Buster's dad. Uncle Buster eats cat poop. Papa T doesn't. I think. Papa T is getting used to me. He doesn't get the "deer in the headlights" look any more.

See what I mean?

Hey Y'all! My name is Eva and this is my blog. I am 8 months old. I'm a Pisces. I love long walks on the beach and sticking my dad's car keys in my mouth. My favorite color is pink. At least it has to be 'cause it seems that's all I wear. I like going bye-bye in the car and staying up late. I love to PARTY!!! Just like mom. (I mean the part about partying, not the part about the keys.)

This is me after the first cold snap of the year. Dad freaked out because the temperature dipped below 65. He's kinda like that.

They put me in the tub and make me look like Colonel Sanders. Then they laugh and take pictures of me and put them on the internet. There goes my rep.

Here's Mom and I at Multnomah Falls. She's smiling because Daddy is taking her picture. I'm smiling because they just changed my diaper. Ahh...Huggies.

This is my new car seat. You wanna talk about riding in style, this baby IS style. Dat's how I roll, yo.

Here's Mommy and I at the Clarno Palisades in the John Day Fossil Beds National Monument. The cliffs of the Palisades are the most prominent landform in the Clarno Unit. The Palisades were formed 44 million years ago by a series of volcanic mudflows called lahars . These lahars preserved a great diversity of fossils in an environment very different from that of today. At that time, volcanoes towered over a landscape covered by near-tropical forest fed by approximately 100 inches of rain per year. Tiny four-toed horses, huge rhino-like brontotheres, crocodilians, and meat-eating creodonts roamed the ancient jungles. Do I look like I give a crap? Heck no. I want boob.

He thinks he's the only one who knows how to use the GPS. When he's not looking I'll re-program it to take us to Babies R' Us. Baby needs a new outfit.

I know we can get to Disneyland from here, just gimme a minute.

Here's my Mommy and me at the Painted Hills. I have my very own pioneer girl bonnet. My mommy and daddy like to dress me in silly outfits. They can't help it, they're wierd.