Just by spreading around the True Gorgeousness, I changed this ugly guy...
Into this.
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Wendy the Unhappy. Three major fictional characters in modern mythology.
Is there such a thing as Stroller Miles with this card? I want to know 'cause I'm developing a need for shoes. Not that I actually need shoes, I just need them. You know? I need shoes like Daddy needs new cell phones. 
Gimme an H! Gimme an O! Gimme a T! Gimme another T! Gimme an I! Gimme an E! Gimme everything you can get your hands on! Especially chocolate. Oh, and ham. I like ham. Oreos are good too. Pears will work as long as they're sliced. GREEN OLIVES AND CHEEZITS!!! YUM!
This rare critter is an Ariccavens imbicilus. It's usually found hiding under small cars and in closets. Actually it's in the closet most of the time. Its diet includes mice, insects and candy stolen from babies. Its bite is slightly venomous and can cause nausea, swelling and cravings for old re-runs of Knight Rider. Beware of this creature as it may follow you home and eat every other sock.
This is my Easter dress. I think I like this dress better than any other dress I own, and believe me, I got a lot of dresses! It really brings out the pink in my ears.
Some say "Exfoliation!", some say "Dermabrasion!", I say ... "Spaghetti-asion!"
I say "Don't you know?" You say "You don't know." I say ... "Let me OUT!" (I'm improvising here)
Whatchu lookin' at Sucka?
After all that hard work it's nice to take a nice refreshing bath to restore all my gorgeousness. I would recommend it to anyone who needs a little gorgeousness in their life. Or to anyone who smells like poo.
1 comment:
That is sure a good looking beagle.
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