(Wow. Here's a blog that never got published. It was saved into the draft file but wasn't uploaded. It's a short one and it's kinda old, but a nice glimpse into the past.)

Buenos dias mi entusiastas! I don't know if you have noticed but I recently talked my editors into letting me post videos on my blog. Now you can see my ultimate gorgeousness as it has always meant to be, in the movies! Now you all can say, "I saw her first movies!" to all of your friends as you are watching me on TV as I accept the Oscar for Most Gorgeous Actress Ever.

Music by Modest Mouse. Sucka.

I'm actually practicing my walk for when they call me up on stage...